10 reasons why politicians are like crack addicts.
It is true that Politicians want votes and Crack Addicts want crack yet there the differences seem to end:
- They will say anything to get what they want.
- They will do anything to get what they want.
- Once they have what they want from you they will ignore you.
- Their facial expressions stay too long in one position.
- They have a very loose relationship with reality.
- After they have got what they want they will have feelings of euphoria, supreme confidence and a craving for more.
- If they don’t get what they want they will devolve into a pit of self-destructive paranoia.
- You don’t want to go round to their house.
- You don’t want them in your house.
- You check all your pockets once they have left the room.